a monster has moved in under my bedroom. Mommy has named it Sub-pump. It is loud & terrifying but has proven to be the perfect excuse to climb into mommy & daddy's bed. I cuddled in & fell asleep on mommy's shoulder. Sub-pump is welcome to stay.
**Update: I have been betrayed. Sub-pump is still here but one of my traitorous parents still put me in my bed in my room when I fell asleep. This can not happen again or I am certain to be eaten. Must convince clueless parents of this danger.
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