Bathroom Helpper

Mommy went to the bathroom. Certain she would never come out alive if I wasn't there to ensure her safety I ran after her & handed her anything she might possibly need such as TP, towels, bath toys, hairbrush, bobby pins to name a few. I even pushed on her belly and chanted 'pooop mommy poooooop! Get it all out.' just to make sure she knew what to do. Whatever did mommy do before I arrived?