Dumb bag

Came into mommy's room for cuddles she gave me 30 seconds of cuddles (mom edit it was 30 minutes) & put me in my bed. That was not enough time so I used sub-pump monster & came back. She gave me 10 seconds (mommy again 15 minutes) & put me in MY bed again. This time she gave me her way awesome minky blanket to sleep with so I acted like I would stay & I did stay until she was asleep. Then I freaked her out when I woke her up. I find a good freak out from a dead sleep usually gets me right into mommy's bed but last night she laid me down in her room ON THE FLOOR!! In a bag! I'm not groceries I don't go in a bag!! But mommy said sleep there or on my own bed! There's a monster & mommy knows that so clearly my own bed is Not. An. Option. So I lay on the bag bc I'm not getting in it & wait. Once mommy is good & sleeping I sneak in her bed, cuddle daddy, push mommy to the edge, I gave her like 6 inches of mattress 😂😂😂 & sleep there ALL night. Bet she won't put me back in that dumb bag.