Sound bites

My life w a toddler in sound bites:
- do not put that popcorn up your nose
- please stop tap dancing in the Cheerios
- I'm sorry you don't fit in your little people house
- toilet water is not for bathing
- do not throw your apple across the grocery store
- hummus is not lotion
- a diaper is not optional
- it's too cold to be naked
- stop licking the window
- we don't eat crayons

Abigale arms out reached  'up momma up'
She snuggles into my shoulder, pats my back 'my mom'
Yep turns me to mush every. Single. Time.

Then she licked my ear. 😳😂

Christmas Cookies

A note from Mommy: The toddler just brought me what was left of the sugar cookie she was eating. We haven't had sugar cookie since Christmas. I've no idea where she found the sugar cookie. I'm completely grossed out & now chasing her around w a bucket in case she tosses her sugar cookie 😁

Toilet time

I should know it's dangerous if the toddler is quiet. Took me a few minutes but found her in the kids bathroom putting tons of toilet paper in the toilet, fishing it out & fling the water all over kingdom come.... Guess that's one way to get a bath.