Lunch

Lunch w a toddler:
Request leftover Chinese food. Eat chicken throw noodles on the floor.
See mom's toast & ham
Lick it, drop it on the floor
Step on it, pick up the ham & eat it
Declare you're full & need to play with playdoh
10 minute later request a smoothie
Ask mom why she isn't eating her toast

Supper

I asked mommy for hotdogs for supper but she made yucky chicken pot pot.
It has chicken, vegables, slimy sauce & bread on top. Bleck! Who likes vegables, slimy sauce & bread? Not me! So I eats the chicken, mush up the rest, pusheded it across the table & asks (mommy here more like demand) a cookie. Daddy says I has to eat 2 bites of supper first. TWO WHOLE REAL BITES!! He feeds me one & I chew it up & spit it out. So he gives me two more. I eats them, mostly & I gets my cookie. I picked all the chocolate out of it & beat the rest up. Then I asks (mommy again: demand) a bath. Mommy looked at daddy smiled, puts her coat on & LEAVED!! She just LEAVED!!! AND she was happy about a it! Daddy didn't look so happy but dat might has been about my cookie.

Mommy Leaved

I asked mommy for hotdogs for supper but she made yucky chicken pot pot.
It has chicken, vegables, slimy sauce & bread on top. Bleck! Who likes vegables, slimy sauce & bread? Not me! So I eats the chicken, mush up the rest, pusheded it across the table & asks (mommy here more like demand) a cookie. Daddy says I has to eat 2 bites of supper first. TWO WHOLE REAL BITES!! He feeds me one & I chew it up & spit it out. So he gives me two more. I eats them, mostly & I gets my cookie. I picked all the chocolate out of it & beat the rest up. Then I asks (mommy again: demand) a bath. Mommy looked at daddy smiled, puts her coat on & LEAVED!! She just LEAVED!!! AND she was happy about a it! Daddy didn't look so happy but dat might has been about my cookie.

Monsters in my room

There were monsters in my room last night. I got way scared. Mommy came in to fix it but then she left and I figured it was safest to sleep the rest of the night (mommy note: she came in at 12:30, I'd been asleep 2 hours) in her bed. One can't be too careful when it comes to monsters.

Toddler for Sale

I got up early again & have been in what mommy calls mischief mode. I don't think mommy slept great last night but I don't understand why. I slept awesome in her bed.  I just had second breakfast and she's already mentioned gypsies, adoption & eBay. I might have to call grandma for back up.

Cookie Dough

 I helpeded (mommy here: distracted is a better term) mommy make cookie dough. She left half the sugar out. The dough on the spoon I stole tasted yummy so maybe no one else will notice either but if they do I'll eats all those cookies.

Supper Smiles

I asked mommy for hotdogs for supper but she made yucky chicken pot pot.
It has chicken, vegables, slimy sauce & bread on top. Bleck! Who likes vegables, slimy sauce & bread? Not me! So I eats the chicken, mush up the rest, pusheded it across the table & asks (mommy here more like demand) a cookie. Daddy says I has to eat 2 bites of supper first. TWO WHOLE REAL BITES!! He feeds me one & I chew it up & spit it out. So he gives me two more. I eats them, mostly & I gets my cookie. I picked all the chocolate out of it & beat the rest up. Then I asks (mommy again: demand) a bath. Mommy looked at daddy smiled, puts her coat on & LEAVED!! She just LEAVED!!! AND she was happy about a it! Daddy didn't look so happy but dat might has been about my cookie.